im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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