do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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