in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
honey bunches of taint.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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