Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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