do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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