ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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