his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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