I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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