hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I love you. Go after that dick
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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