when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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