I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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