is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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