My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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