Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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