i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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