Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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