He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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