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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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