so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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