I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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