i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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