don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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