East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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