Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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