Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
ttyl tear gas
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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