I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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