its not stalking. its research.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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