Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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