idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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