Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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