omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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