So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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