Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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