On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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