I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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