I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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