I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Everything about him screamed your future.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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