Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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