My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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