Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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