I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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