i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I can't put those talents on a resume
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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