Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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