Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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