If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
