My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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