IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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