It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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