She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
did i walk over a car last night?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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