I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Less talking, more tequila
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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