well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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