Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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