Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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