is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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