Pappa wants mamma naked
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She told me I should be a condom model.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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