So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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