dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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