Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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