Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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