Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just high enough for therapy.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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