I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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