Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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